Sunday, 31 August 2008

The Sculpture Diaries

An interesting new progamme started on Channel 4 tonight, The Sculpture Diaries. First in a 3-part series, this episode explored the world of the female form, the most popular subject of sculpture. 


Works from all over the world were viewed and analysed such as Alison Lapper in Trafalger Square, the 25,000 year old miniature masterpiece Venus of Willendorf and the most famous of them all, Venus de Milo. Modern day ethical issues and Freudism were dealt with too . . .

An LA ex-plastic surgeon 'found' a mathematical mask of beauty similar to that of Pythagoras' Golden Section and The Fibonacci Series. It was amusing to see him make Victoria Beckham beautiful on photoshop. He mentioned something which I too believe, survival of the fittest. It IS related to beauty. The more beautiful of people will be attracted to each other and produce offspring so over many years, the human race should be more 'perfect'. An interesting Darwinist concept to consider. The last thing to be discussed was the darkest of the dark, the sculpture work of Hans Bellmar who would rip apart dolls and reposition their bodily parts. I was fortunate enough to see a piece of his work, The Doll, in my recent visit to Liverpool Tate. However, it seemed more comical and 'bubbly' than horrifying to me.

The Sculpture Diaries had some annoying over-the-shoulder filiming of the presenter, yet included some great techniques too, such as a perspective pull-focus shot between the Venus de Milo and a small, restored replica. The titles/graphics were so poor that they depreciated the entertainment for me, although the content alone held it together. It was interesting and enjoyable to watch and I leanrt a lot. I now have a new found respect for sculptures.
Watch it on 4OD and next week on TV.

p.s. Google statuephilia

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RE BA JAS

I pilfered this rather eye-catching poster from an old-ladies shop in an Il Corte Inglais in Valencia this year, with the aid of my miniature girlfriend. It had caught my eye a few days previous when me and my mate Si Sherlock were wandering. My girlfriend and I executed the steal in a Bond-esque fashion, hiding behind clothes rails with lookouts etc. It was a two-man job. More Ace Ventura than James Bond though actually. It was risk because Spanish police love a good beating, but it was worth the gamble. My girlfriend's GCSE Spanish informs me that 'rebajas' means sale/reduction.

The simplicity and cheapness of this A2 poster is what primarily drew me to it. The vibrant primary colours and chunky type work great together and whoever made it deserves a pat on the back because obviously, being just a sale sign in an old-biddies 'fashion' shop, it's going to have been cheaply designed and produced. Generally I'm not a fan of minimalism, but for this I can make an exception. It just looks cool. And I can't wait to frame it and find a bit of wall space to stick it on.

A good bit of type.

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Thursday, 28 August 2008

Fred Perry

I love Frez Pez.

 
I am not sure when my adoration sprang its roots or how exactly, I think my mum used to dress me in it as a sprog actually, but I just bloody love it.

The design is so simple and quintessentially British. Garments can be worn as casual clothing or smart. It's sport-fashion, but not Reebok Classics (blud). Today it caaan be seen as chavvy, I don't think it is, but even so . . . whatever . . . 'salt of the earth' innit.
The flagship store in Covent Garden is clean cut and symmetircal, displaying giant 'crests' over the walls. This too, the logo, is iconic. Distinguishable anywhere.
After its original sport purpose, Fred Perry was quickly picked up by the music scene and associated youth culture, most notably of which, the 60s and Mods. Yet, it also stretched to the 90s and Hip-Hop and today its mostly paralleled with what I suppose is 'the Hipster' (?), pretty much everything that isn't chav, style-idiot and ghetto.

I like.

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Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Dave Naz (and Ashley Blue)

This is weird. Don't ask me how I got to finding this website, I can't remember, but I do know it cropped up when I was on the Vice website or something a while ago.


Dave Naz is a photographer. Ashley Blue is a famous pornstar. They are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Their blog diarizes their life, written by Ashley Blue and photographed by Dave Naz. It's not for the faint-hearted. There is some filth in there, but some cool photos like the one above. They seem to lead a very normal life, however this interjected by watersports (the sexual kind) and an over-affection for pets (the non-sexual kind).
Even if you don't like the photography or the smut, I think you'll find that the life they lead, day-to-day, is really quite interesting, its like reality TV, but not complete shite.

Visit this link for one strange, genre-defying, yet culturally intriguing hell-of-a-blog:

www.davenaz.com/ashleyblue

p.s. I'm not a perv.

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Apple iPhone 3G

So, it's been 3 years since I had a 'new' phone due to alcohol enthused beach walks, showers and thieves. I invest in this.


The iPhone 3G is epic. Aesthetically it ticks my boxes - small, dark and handsome. Function wise, it's touch screen . . . TOUCH SCREEN! That's like, the future! The 3G thing means I can access the internet anywhere, anytime too. I have only had it 4 days and it's already made my life easier . . . on my way back from Liverpool I did some much overdue networking on Facebook and answered some emails. The battery life is surprisingly good. It has an iPod built in. It has 'sat-nav'. A notepad. A calender. You can download tonnes of free add-ons, my favourite of which is the strobe-light aha! It's 16GB so I can fit lots of music into the in-built iPod.

Oh and it's a phone.

Yes, the adverts have got quite tedious. Forget this and go out and buy one. Not even hat expensive now either. Here is the beginning of my post.And here is the rest of it.

(I do realise it's only been 4 days though, expect another post within 18 months 'effing' and 'beeing')

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Calm Down

photo by my mate Si Sherlock

Yes, it's been over two weeks since my last entry, but it's summer (apparently) so leave off.
Anyway I have spent the time effectively, collating more interesting stuff, got an iPhone, seen some films, listened to some music, been to some nights, been in discussion with Vice magazine and seen the world. AND I even travelled to Liverpool to see the Gustav Klimt exhibition at the Tate. There's lots to say about Liverpool, not yet though and I also can't delve into the Klimt exhibiton yet as my girlfriend has my material on it.

The point is . . . you need to take a break. I used to be extremely lazy, now I'm the complete opposite . . . I can't fit everything in. You can't win. Before this (unintentional) two week 'break' I was stressing over work and extra curricular efforts and life etc. etc. and, well, yes I still am now, but it's nice to distance yourself from it for a bit.

Go somewhere and do something.

p.s. also, invest in a hammock.

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Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Core 77: Hack 2 School

This interesting website popped up when I was carrying out some research on God-knows-what about a year ago. Produced by the online magazine Core 77, it's a very helpful and occasionally amusing resource aimed at helping design students. Core 77 itself was set up in 1995 (possibly one of the oldest online magazines in existence) by two design students as their graduate project and it has flourished from there.


The website provides advice on such topics as choosing the write pen to choosing the best camera, 'style block', how to build a good portfolio, Photoshop tips, blog tips and how to lead a woe-free life as a design student, among others. It's got a bit of everything you could wish for basically and has certainly helped me a few times.

Make sure:
a) you go through each of the five page headings: classroom - dorm room - represent - crash course - cheat sheet.
b) you look at the 'Classroom Desgnertypes' entry! Which one are you?
Check 'em out . . .

www.core77.com/hack2school

www.core77.com

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Monday, 11 August 2008

Dog Altogether

This July I decided to go away with my friends to a music festival held in the small seaside town of Benicassim in Spain. I was busy sunning myself at the beach on the Sunday of the festival when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a man in scruffy work boots, baggy shorts and a blue short sleeved shirt jumping up and down on the spot. I kept one eye on this man whilst I applied some suncream and as he ceased to jump and began to walk up the beach in my direction I noticed that both he and his companion donned VIP passes. I immediately began studying the gent's face. In shock and awe I instantly rose to my feet and in a style not unlike that of the gay friend in Bridget Jones ("Fight! It's a reeeal fight!") I exclaimed to my friends, "It's, it's, it's 'touch it'! It's bloody 'touch it'! It's Paddy Considine!" . . .

Yes, the British acting legend that is Paddy Considine was gracing our beach with his presence in Spain. We had just happened to be quoting him all week from his hilarious, yet harrowing role in Shane Meadows' A Room For Romeo Brass, Considine's first film. ("touch it" - my bumbling - is one of the funniest phrases from the film). My friends and I rushed over to him, got a quick photo and an autograph and as we were singing his praises he told us he was at Benicassim to show his directorial debut Dog Altogether in the afternoon. (I thought we were privvy to some international premiere, but I now realised it was released several months prior to July)! We let him stroll off along the beach-front as we gleefully rushed back to our stuff to check our programmes and two hours later we were queuing up for a short film festival in town! We watched five shorts, each about 20mins long, by five different directors/writers including Paddy (first name terms now we're best mates 'n all).

Dog Altogether was excellent. It's a great tale of realisation and regret as Joseph (Peter Mullan), a man plagued by violence  and rage, is driven further and further towards self destruction. After a series of violent and irrational attacks in the story, Joseph breaks down and is aided by 'the good Samaritan', Anita, played by Peep Show's Olivia Colman.

Considine is clearly talented as much behind the camera as he is in front of it, and he skillfully directs some emotive scenes. In a pub setting, Joseph' rage is triggered by rowdy young men playing pool. Considine's camerawork visually represents extremely effectively what must be going through Joseph's head as the message is clearly put across to the audience, yet not a word is uttered. The camera does all the work, the sign of a great director I'm sure. Joseph goes to the toilets and appears to psych himself up in a scene similar to that of a boxing movie or even in the Godfather before Al Pacino shoots the Police Chief in the restaurant. Although not completely original, it is still well composed. Another particularly memorable moment is when Joseph finally breaks down and cowers behind a clothes rack in a charity shop. You can't help but feel for him despite the horrible things he has done and it feels almost like he is a child, hiding, sulking or whimpering. An excellent portrayal of the character. It is clear that Considine has learnt from the master, Shane Meadows, and this film's success is as much down to Mullan's great performance as it is Considine's effort, but you cannot fault his work in this film and it is his first venture into the writing and directing world of screenplay. Paddy Considine won a well-deserved BAFTA for best short for Dog Altogether.

Be sure to keep a keen eye out for any future work involving Considine, in particular 'Tyrannosaur', a follow-up to Dog Altogether, in post production at the moment I believe. (Below - my chums and I with Mr. Paddy Considine after the short film thing. Looks like a school trip!)

consiDEAN!

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Hand Job

This book is sooo good. Hand Job collects groundbreaking work from fifty of today's most talented typographers who choose to draw by hand. On top of this, other interesting material, such as studio snaps and random photos of types found around the world, is included. As you can guess from the title, Hand Job is a lot of fun. It's great to see that a hand-drawn type is no longer considered as just a 'doodle' in a sketchbook. The designers featured hand-make type because they like it, not because it's deemed 'quirky' or because it's apparently easier than using a computer. I challenge any person to actually draw a typeface, I feel people have lost touch with the foundations of graphic design (because we have become immersed in the computer) and have probably even forgotten how to actually draw. I'll be the first to admit my drawing skills aren't what they used to be.


Read this book, its entertaining, refreshing and unique. It is obvious from my blog title that this book provides a lot of inspiration for me.

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Sunday, 10 August 2008

Interstella 5555

This is genius, one of the most original music-video ideas ever and one of my favourites. Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem is the visual realisation of Daft Punk's 2001 album Discovery. Each track of the album has been animated as an episode in the story of the abduction of an interstellar pop band. Released in 2003, it was produced by Daft Punk along with Leiji Matsumoto, a famous Japanese anime artist.


The animation fits the music perfectly and creates an interesting and visually stimulating story to compliment the sound of the album, an amazing, unique idea.
It is a must see for all electronic music fans or anime lovers. Go out and buy it or watch each track on Youtube.

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Looky Likeys

I stumbled across this blog whilst reading up on The Seventh Seal a few days ago. The author's gone to the bother of creating a page entirely devoted to images of 'lookalikes' he's gathered. I particularly like this Mondrian/London Underground familiarity. The likelihood of one drawing inspiration from the other in this instance is probably very unlikely/imposible, but it seems just too similar!

Here's a link to the page . . . 

www.aref-adib.com/archives/cat_lookalikes

Some are spookily similar, others you think evolution must have hard some part in, some look so similar you think one has robbed 'the idea' from the other and a lot of them are just silly, but well worth a look-see. 
Oh and keep an eye out for the hippo, i-shadow and Star Wars ones in particular.

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Saturday, 9 August 2008

M&C Saatchi Ladbrokes Campaign

Just saw this advert on TV for Ladbrokescasino.com, no idea how long its been out for, but it's the first time I've seen it and one of the best I've witnessed for a while now. It made me chuckle. I do enjoy a bit of "docu-comedy". It's got a very Life Aquatic quality to it.

I've just looked it up and its part of a 3-ad campaign by M&C Saatchi (brothers Maurice and Charles Saatchi's company, after they were ousted from their own agency . . . yes, Saatchi and Saatchi). The campaign has already been nominated in Cannes against the biggest and best adverts from around the world. 
Good taste me hey!

www.mcsaatchi.com

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The Seventh Seal

Fortunately for me, I managed to catch this piece of existentialist cinema on Film 4 the other night. Written and directed by the prolific Ingmar Bergman (1918-2007), Det Sjunde Inseglet (The Seventh Seal) was released in 1957, Bergman's breakthrough film, an archetypal masterpiece and much like all of his following productions it deals with faith, philosophy and death.


The title and content is based around the seven seals, a biblical concept found in the Book of Revelation which, from what I can gather (don't completely trust me on this), basically says that when the world reaches its end seven seals will be opened. The first four seals are each commonly known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but I am utterly confused a to what the other three actually are. My Bible 'translation' tells me that the seventh seal is divided into seven trumpets and the seventh trumpet is then divided into seven bowls. I am to understand that the seventh seal overall is the final step at death, redemption of some sort, at God's 'mercy seat', mankind being judged. In this book of seven seals other aspects of the "End Times" are mentioned: seas turning to blood, sores on people's, plagues, infertility and so on, some of which feature in the film . . .

Antonius Block, a knight, returns with his squire Jons from a 10-year Crusade and finds his home country ravaged by the plague. Death appears to claim them both, but Block, whose war experiences have left him cynical about the existence of God and the afterlife, challenges Death to a game of chess to stall for time and gain some insight into the meaning of life and so he can reach his home and be reunited with his wife. The game is intermittently paused and resumed throughout the journey home as Block and Jons meet several traveling companions, most notably, a family of traveling players. Cultural turmoil envelopes around them as they try, in different ways, to deal with the upheaval the plague has caused.

The narrative does not completely follow the conventional Todorovian structure we are used to in cinema, mainly because of the nature of the storyline itself. There is no real state of equilibrium during the film, constant pain and suffering if anything, and there is not really a happy ending. Jons, surprisingly, seems to play the roles of donor, helper and hero in many cases (Propp), saving a mute girl from a bandit and later rescuing Jof, a gentle visionary, from being tortured by the same bandit. The narrative also displays many topical opposites (Strauss), both visual and non-visual, such as good and evil, joy and sorrow, dark and light, black and white. These are quite striking, emphasizing the gap between Death and life, however, the line defining these opposites is somewhat blurred by the constant tragedy unfolding on Block and Jons' journey home.

Biblical issues are dealt with constantly, for example, temptation - as one of the traveling players is led away by a married woman. The most prominent factor though is that of fear. For the duration of film we lay witness to a world full of religious superstitions, conscious of the wrath of God. We see how different people along Block's journey deal with their fear, from monks whipping themselves, to witches burning at the stake. Certain imagery can be connoted as biblical too, snakelike branches in the forrest, a heavy storm denoting the end of the world and the traveling player Jof, his wife Mia and their baby boy Mikael may be symbolic of the Holy family.

Some striking quotes appear all through the movie, when in despair and confessing to an 'imposter' monk, Block cries "My indifference to fellow men isolates from them" and this woeful statement is no sooner contrasted with Jons jokingly slurring "Senseless to heaven, indifferent to hell". Scriptwriting and directional touches that make Ingmar Bergman a cut above the rest.

Another remarkable skill of Bergman's shown in this film is the capability to comfortably balance humour with drama. At the start of The Seventh Seal you would never have guessed there'd be n ounce of comedy in it. My expression was more that of shock than a smile when the first signs of humour appeared. Slapstick and satire riddle the film and this humour does not demean any of the seriousness and existentialism in anyway, if anything it helps contrast life and Death. In a televised interview for Film 4 by the famous film critic Mark Kermode, Woody Allen comments on Bergman, saying "He was first and foremost an entertainer". A clip is then played over the top from The Seventh Seal, where Death comes for on of the traveling players who climbs a tree. The player shouts down to Death "Old tassel-fringe! What are you doing to my tree?" before (unsuccessfully) comically bartering with Death the value of his life.

- my overall thought -

I hate to say it, but at first I found The Seventh Seal hard to follow and not very pleasing. Alas, it slowly drew me in to it's dark and meaningful, yet hilarious body in an almost hypnotic and relaxing manner.
There are no convention breaking camera angles or particularly 'beautifully shot' scenes that give this film any artistic merit, it is merely the originality, the content, writing and great directing that carries the film, putting it in Woody Allen's top ten films of all time. One constant shot that did stick out for me though was the symmetry portrayed when Block played chess with Death, the balance of light and dark, good and evil, black and white, was jut right and all shot at eye-level too.
Having to read the subtitles impaired my enjoyment to a point and I found it difficult to be completely taken in by it. The Swedish speech sounded rather more 'romantic' than the English translation. It was somewhat confusing in parts and definitely a film you would have to watch at least twice to fully understand it. It was certainly very thought provoking and cinema doesn't really get any deeper than a man asking himself "Is there a God?" does it.

After watching the film I realised that The Seventh Seal builds bridges between many a divide, even the writers of 'Bill and Ted' drew inspiration from the chess game with Death. In a scene in their second film the chess game is parodied as Bill and Ted play Death at Battleships and Twister among other childish games to win their way out of hell!
I am also left wondering if in fact The Seventh Seal was the first visual representation of Death, had he been physically depicted  in film or book before? Did Bergman 'invent' what is the common delineation of Death today? I shall look into this

One more thing. It saddens me to say this, but I can't help thinking that "The Seventh Seal" or "Antonius Block" would be a great name for a musician of some sort, connoting imagery of death, doubting one's existence and having one's 'homeland' in a state comparative to that of plague. I can see the visuals on an album sleeve in my mind even as I type.

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Thursday, 7 August 2008

Quality Quip

It was the accomplished designer Milton Glaser who wisely once said,

"Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking"

I could not agree more. You can't keep reheating the same designs, day in day out, it only leaves you hungry, craving freshness. There is a real need to stop the laziness and produce something truly original. The true spark of creativity comes from this seemingly archaic and neanderthal method (thanks to technology's hold on the design world) of working with your hands. There's a chance whatever you're trying to produce can go wrong, but there's also the chance that it can go so very right. A truly skilled designer manages to harness this chance encounter with success, demonstrating talent and flare.

Obviously the computer is vital to design today, but we shouldn't rely on it as much as we do - if we leave all design to computers, natural, human creativity might just be lost forever. And who knows; maybe in the end we will be answerable to the machines that we created! i-robot anyone? (and I am literally watching it now on E4)

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